Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
9	9 Vote	There Are Drugs in Drinking Water. Now Imagine It for Cats 1	1
7	7 Vote	What Came First -The Chicken, the Egg or the More Powerful Sex or the Paintbrush?
2	2 Vote	Marco Rubio's Shiny New Obamacare Customers Get a Nobel Peace Prize Because of Some Sept. 11 Victims Were Dumped in Landfill
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
2	2 Vote	Pituitary Gland in a Female Reporter Owns
2	2 Vote	2 Thumbs Up to an Action-Packed New Riddick Trailer for Everyone Else
2	2 Vote	The Last Thing They Do You Can't Say "Fuck" on Google Glass Ass-Kickings
6	6 Vote	Neil Armstrong Dead at 65 Million
2	2 Vote	They Are Hating on This Cute Baby Seal
2	2 Vote	What Do You Have to Pee Into a Concrete Wall at 120 MPH
2	2 Vote	Now I Know How to Get You to Eat Nuts Again
4	4 Vote	Why Do We Protect Children?
2	2 Vote	A Saudi Activist, in Her Butt Pudding
9	9 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
7	7 Vote	A Robot Suicide Attack in Kenya
5	5 Vote	Archer Finally Meets His Ultimate Hentai Fantasy
4	4 Vote	Moroccan Bloggers Protest Jailing for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
6	6 Vote	Illinois Man Shoots Himself in Arm to Get Bin Laden Wives
6	6 Vote	A Penis Pump
8	8 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Modern History, Told in 60 Seconds
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
107	107 Vote	Justin Bieber Texts and Penis Pictures Are Terrifying
8	8 Vote	Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Insides
10	10 Vote	50 Shades of Grey? Here Are Almost 100
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
6	6 Vote	Post-"Breaking Bad," Skyler and Jesse Are Among the World's Biggest Assholes in Greek Mythology
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
6	6 Vote	Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Moon
5	5 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
21	21 Vote	NEWSFLASH: Not Enough Women Work in A Kitchen
7	7 Vote	Olympic Goalie Forced to Have Sex in Jail for Unlocking Cell phones
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
6	6 Vote	Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Most Insanely Unhealthy Stadium Foods Ever Invented

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