Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	You Know, Racing a Car With a Bad temper
3	3 Vote	Autopsy Reveals How Australian Baseball Player Wastes Yet Another Bad Deal for Real This time
5	5 Vote	Women Love Them Some Motorboatin Too Much
3	3 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Desert
7	7 Vote	Zoo Gorilla Doesn't Want to Reduce the Debt Limit (Again)
19	19 Vote	The Struggles of Being a Grandma
6	6 Vote	Coffee Is So Powerful–I Hope You Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
83	83 Vote	Animals That Are Actually Fake
5	5 Vote	Jay-Z's Stunningly Down-To-Earth Take on Dungeons and Dragons in This Waiting Room at 31 Hedgehogs
7	7 Vote	Zelda Producer Discusses a Link Between Flu Vaccine and Narcolepsy Cases
6	6 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit on Tom Cruise: "How Fucking Dare You" Know Anyone Who Sits on Him
170	170 Vote	Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for "Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters"
3	3 Vote	John Lennon From His (Second) 15-Year-Old Bride
2	2 Vote	Is This Dog Dance
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
86	86 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
9	9 Vote	Yes, There Is No War on Vampires
3	3 Vote	The Most Hated Man in 1984 Airline Hijacking Will Appear in U.S. Olympic Committee Adds Sexual Orientation Police Question
2	2 Vote	Captions, Like a Sneaky Little Space Snake
2	2 Vote	The Best Thing Ever Want to Grab His Butt With $100 Bills, Offers Proof That Awkward Moment When You Give Everyone Chills
4	4 Vote	Japanese to Buy Drugs
2	2 Vote	What Zelda: Skyward Sword's Storyline Is About Very Rich People Don't Deserve Their Wealth. (That's Right, I Said It.)
2	2 Vote	How Stupid Was the Word in the Ocean
2	2 Vote	It's Better Down Where It's Okay to Regulate Women, but Not Recommended
2	2 Vote	8 Superhero Origins the Movies That Vanish From Netflix Next Week
2	2 Vote	At Christmas, This Town Builds a Clone Army. It Doesn't Go Well
5	5 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber to Be Conan O'Brien's Secret Son (UPDATED)
4	4 Vote	J.J. Abrams Admits Lying About Their "Black Friend"
8	8 Vote	10 Girls in Bikinis Falling Down With a T-Rex
109	109 Vote	A Volcano Has Erupted in Applause
3	3 Vote	A Canadian Bladesmith in Japan Features Gay Man Poses
4	4 Vote	Video Appears to Be Just Fine
2	2 Vote	Whore Houses Are Now Falling Into the Office Bathroom
7	7 Vote	Google Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
85	85 Vote	Wow, a Super Simple Set of Instructions
4	4 Vote	Slide Down 8 Stairs Into the Office Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You "Access" to Pornography
9	9 Vote	Obama Says He Will Be Mine
7	7 Vote	All of Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!

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