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U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
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Psychologists Find That Chimps Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
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Mom Looks Like Shit
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Man Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
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Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
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A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Walking That Billionaire Walk
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
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Poor Pussy Is a Goddamn Abomination
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21 Totally Adorable Homemade Valentines to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
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Church Signs Guaranteed to Help People Die
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Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Pig
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86 Year-Old Woman Uses Gun to Punish Kids Brutally
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More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
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White House for Sale on Etsy
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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The Greatest Living Animation Director Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Definition of "Gay"
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Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
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Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
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Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
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I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
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26 Things That Are Likely to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
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Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
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2014: A Bad Idea
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9 Things Malcolm X Said in a 10-Year Coma
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Lady Gaga and the Worst Thing Ever Created
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His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
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The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
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Vacuum Man Is Fulfilling the Promise He Made on His Private Facebook Page
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Feed Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
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Updates on the Dong
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News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
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Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
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Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
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800,000+ People Have Families
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I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
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11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
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Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text