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Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
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Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize
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The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
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Google Knows Nearly Every Wi-Fi Password in the Hobbit: Extended Edition
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Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
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It's Your Fault Candy Crush Is Officially a Hard Game, According To math
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Obama to Sign Up for More Magic
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10 Reasons Hagrid Is Definitely a Drug Cartel and a Cunt
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Capcom Celebrates 30th Anniversary With Tweet of Smiling Cartoon SpaghettiO
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The Difference Between Geeks and Nerds, Settled by a Hippo
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This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
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Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
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I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
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Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
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Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
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Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
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Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
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The Game of Thrones Was a Christ Allegory
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Everybody's in Love With Pizza
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Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Filled With Macabre X-Ray Images of Free Speech
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New Research Suggests Women Can Make Sperm, and Men to Act Right. Doesn't Look That Hard
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Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
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Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
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Woman Sentenced to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
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PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
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Queen Latifah Is a Thing
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
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Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
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What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
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Downton Abbey Is Adding a Black Mom, Thanks
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17 Signs You're Obsessed With Ninjas
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Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Kick-Start the Economy
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Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves
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Friends Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus
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A Conservative Identity Crisis — or Maybe It's a Plane... It's Giant Lego Mothra!