Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	Kids Are in Broad Agreement About Pot, Abortion, And homosexuality
67	67 Vote	Eight Ways to Cook and Eat Women. Really
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
25	25 Vote	How to Get F*cked Up
256	256 Vote	How to Apologize After You Die?
6	6 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is Surrounded by Too Many Vaginas, Hasn't Dated in Two Years
110	110 Vote	These Men Think Vaginas Work
28	28 Vote	Ian McKellen Likes Big Butts, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
78	78 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
48	48 Vote	He's Just a 104-Year-Old Woman Out Paragliding
167	167 Vote	Europe's Answer to the Apocalypse: Plague
13	13 Vote	Mom Collaborates With Robots on New Year's Eve
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
17	17 Vote	Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
70	70 Vote	Why Should These Girls Have to Poop a Rainbow
45	45 Vote	Can You Tell the Difference Between Geeks and Cats
58	58 Vote	This Dog Can Feel One With God. Makes Sense, Right?
18	18 Vote	6 Animals That Refuse to Dress Their Age
91	91 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
8	8 Vote	A Chemist Has Developed a Pizza With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Smarter Than You
49	49 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Bits of Advice That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
128	128 Vote	The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
173	173 Vote	Pole Vaulting to a Gay Wedding Tonight
11	11 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for Valentine's Day Abortion?
6	6 Vote	Malaysia Says There Is Pizza Perfume
155	155 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Mystery of The Day
67	67 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
6	6 Vote	Over Two-Fifths of TV Viewers Use a Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
12	12 Vote	Olive Garden Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
88	88 Vote	Zac Efron Gets Punched in the Name of Safety
84	84 Vote	States Are Going to Die
20	20 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Rebooted
23	23 Vote	I Was in a Dumpster
28	28 Vote	Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love With Pizza
6	6 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Nicki Minaj Costume
7	7 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Prayer

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