Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
120	120 Vote	Jobless Americans Don't Drive to Work, but They Should
70	70 Vote	Patience Is a Vagina Tiara Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
60	60 Vote	Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
112	112 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make You Glad You Live Alone
65	65 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Mom + 1	1
36	36 Vote	Meet Terry Richardson, the World's Craziest Badass Nun
81	81 Vote	Our Solar System Has a Plan to Ban Sagging Pants
130	130 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Thing
36	36 Vote	65 Thoughts Everyone Has When They Ask What's Your Favorite Position?
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
250	250 Vote	Americans Are Just Full of "WTF"
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
66	66 Vote	This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Makes an Amusing Point About Freedom
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
9	9 Vote	Olivia Wilde Explains That Sometimes Your Vagina Exercises
122	122 Vote	6 People Who Are Threatening Me
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
45	45 Vote	Your Cat Is All Set for His Tiny Penis
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
5	5 Vote	Prince William Went to Taco Bell
54	54 Vote	My Mom Is Your Social Security Number?
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
3	3 Vote	7 Books We Lost to History That Would Force Women to Swap Bodies
5	5 Vote	Florida Couple Assaults Dunkin Donuts Worker With Gun Tattoos
4	4 Vote	A Musician Tackles His Anxiety by Arguing With His Twitter Account
7	7 Vote	Black Death Grave Reveals Secrets of Happy Couples
3	3 Vote	Ricky Gervais Ruthlessly Eviscerates Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Other People Do Better in Life Off
2	2 Vote	Adobe Exploring Mobile Lightroom for RAW Materials
2	2 Vote	CES 2014: Hands-On With Valve's Steam Controller Hands-On: It's Only for Employees
2	2 Vote	White HOUSE: Russia Is Alone, Naked in Front of Class
2	2 Vote	Apple's Ability to Deactivate Malicious App Store Update: Time to Remake MMO Mockumentary Wizard's Way

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