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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of My Kids
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Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
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Flee in Fear From the Hobbit Movie
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Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
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Kanye West Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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We Were Bored... So We Asked Black Kids About Money
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Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Son
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To Do: Go to Hell
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Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the Cold War
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22 Signs You're a Total Waste of Time
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13 Potatoes That Look Like a Golden Penis
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Artificially Inseminated Giant Panda Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses
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GOP Continues to Tickle Kids for Priest Pedophilia
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105-Year-Old Woman May Have Been a Penis
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Obama Signs Executive Order Aimed at Launching Kinky Sex App
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro