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Photos of Sexy Garbage

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my selfies

Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out

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im weak

This Is One Delusional Bitch

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@u

Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website

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one more place i can't go

Putin on the Moon

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i read this as pootin' on the moon like farting in the moon

Australia No Longer Exists

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aww

Try Not Being Poor?

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why didnt i think of that

The Sun Has Been Cancelled

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shit

How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive

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hate it when i do that -_-

Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day

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rude

People Are Actually Terrifying

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same

Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated

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not surprised tbh

Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes

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why am i laughing so hard at this

U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now

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un is right

If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here

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shit

Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk

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game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk game, says tony hawk

To Do: Go to Hell

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when some1 hate on bae

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

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same

Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

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@sonicgtr SLAYYYY

Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit

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favorite thing

The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms

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an interesting read

Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?

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good

WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live

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teen romance movies

"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone

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american sex ed

Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay

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yassss francis yassss

Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many

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and theyre coming to america to kill all the natives

Autism Linked to Autism

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autism experts: "this is a BREAKTHROUGH!!1!!"

Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works

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same

Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game

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cant wait

Is There Even a Government

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no

Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?

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a breakthrough

Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness

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not surprised tbh

Why You've Never Heard of Course

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me @deaf person

They Weren't Happy With New GF

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click on it

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