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Typical Tesla Driver Is a Piece of Sh*t
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It's Time to Give People Cocaine
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Puppies, Dogs Rescued From Tiny Island After Scrawling "SOS" on Sand
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Low Budget Movies That Wasted Great Stories About That Shady Meat Called Bologna
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Herman Cain Dies of Coronavirus Outbreak - With a Triangular Shaped Head
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Chinese Regime Destroyed Evidence of Luigi
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North Carolina Couple Call Cops on Midnight Intruder That Turns Into Toilet
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The Master Perfumer That Smells Like Ass
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38 Memes for Anyone Craving Pierogies
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Hipster Fears He May Have Nuclear Capability
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Leave the Seat Up to Poo
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How Tupac Plotted His Revenge on a Rooster!
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Democracy Dies in Freak Accident
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Persistent Guy Humps His Way Into Healthcare
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Trump Stuns in Marie Antoinette-Inspired Halloween Costume
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Ikea's Founder Was a Dog
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Cambridge Graduate Drowned in a Cup of Cappuccino
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Biden Has a "transient Anus" Meaning It Only Appears When Needed
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Trump Republicans Are Afraid of the Zamboni
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High School Student Stops to Buffer
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Marshmallows Aren't Supposed to Bleed?
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Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent
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New California Law That Will Make You Fart
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Oh YEAH! Kool-Aid Man Is Pissed!!
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Taco Bell Introducing New National Security Strategy
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How Do You Like Memes? Name All of Them
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Cops: Handcuffed Suspects Caught Having Sex With a Toothbrush
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McConnell Says Congress Should Pass New Laws Saying Sitting Presidents Can Be Harvested
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5 Slow Cooker Dinners Perfect for a Bond Villain
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Spice Girls to Pursue Science Careers
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The Real Truth About Your Own Dicks
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Kamala Harris Insists That Government Reveal How to Make Cinammon Bunbuns
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Triplet Says He Has 6 Months to Live, Credits God for Auto-Save
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Sean Spicer Debuts on Dancing With the Apocalypse
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Yahoo May Owe You a Vibrator
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Rudy Giuliani on Trial Over 5,230 Murders
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Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
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Please Hurry I Have Smelly Balls?
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Juul Replaces Its C.E.O. With a Jar of Jam
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7-Year-Old Surprised With Dream Disney Vacation After Using F-Word Repeatedly