Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Pete on the Floor Is New Slang for "Butt" 1	1
115	115 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Recently Had a Surprise Inside: Black Tar Heroin
82	82 Vote	Justin Bieber Shared a Hilarious Story About Getting (And Having) Herpes
8	8 Vote	This Backyard Shed Is for God, Stephen Baldwin Says
82	82 Vote	Clip: "Peppa Pig" Goes Camping in a Tim Hortons Grease Trap
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
89	89 Vote	Homeless Man Reunites With Lost Lunar Lander
109	109 Vote	Jellyfish Caught in Blackface Scandal
74	74 Vote	Ukraine Whistleblower Has Never Seen Such Bullshit Before
159	159 Vote	Water Found on Earth?
25	25 Vote	Hundreds of Chained Men and Women Breastfeed 1	1
93	93 Vote	Trump Tries to Get Laid (15 Images) 1	1
50	50 Vote	Confused Biden Told Debate Audience to Fight Over Wheelbarrow
94	94 Vote	Dad Stabbed to Death by Family Dogs
77	77 Vote	Ancient Mucus Trail Led to a Rickroll
252	252 Vote	Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN! 2	2
86	86 Vote	Woman Trapped in Raw Chicken Sandwich
74	74 Vote	Rambo Will Return to "Teen Mom"
157	157 Vote	Kylie Jenner Has Been Formally Charged With Terrorism
45	45 Vote	The Philippines Not Spared From Horrors of Plastic Bra Straps
34	34 Vote	Eating Ass First Time FOR Trump, a High-Velocity Threat Like None He's Ever Faced
243	243 Vote	Facebook to Allow 11-Year-Olds to Go to Jail
84	84 Vote	Final Fantasy 7 Remake Will Star a Mixed-Breed Rescue Dog Named Monte 1	1
297	297 Vote	Seinfeld Is Coming to "Mortal Kombat 11" 1	1
196	196 Vote	Facebook Removes the Word "The" 2	2
152	152 Vote	Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles 2	2
267	267 Vote	Guilty-Looking Dog Definitely Did Not Bring Down Tower 7 on 9/11
221	221 Vote	UPDATE: Mini Horses Now Allowed to Smoke or Vape Marijuana
186	186 Vote	Facebook Removes the Word "Spaghetti" 1	1
133	133 Vote	Hello Human Friend, I Do COCAAAAAINE 1	1
948	948 Vote	Admit It, You All Horny Asses
1186	1186 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
148	148 Vote	Washington Post Malone
936	936 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
8262	8262 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2