Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

ninjay

Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
2	2 Vote	6 Videogame Character To-Do Lists
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1