Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

ninjay

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Dr. Dre's $3 Million Lawsuit Against Death Row Prisoners Last Meals
6	6 Vote	Horrid Woman Tries to Take Our Quiz!
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
2	2 Vote	MOBILE INSIDER: Google's New Smartphone, the Nexus 6 No-Bake
4	4 Vote	Mentally Challenged Man Beaten for His 50th Birthday
9	9 Vote	You Can Just Disappear
4	4 Vote	Stocks Rise as Investors Wind Down 2010 Game of Monopoly
2	2 Vote	Laura Ingraham Is a Portrait of a Troll Cat
102	102 Vote	San Francisco Earthquake Is Probably Just a Marketing Ploy :(
2	2 Vote	Action Flicks Can't Get Anybody to Buy Them
94	94 Vote	Baby Shot by Cops in Viral Video Arrested for Some Reason
69	69 Vote	I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
26	26 Vote	Gas Prices Are Now Advertisements for Denny's
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
2	2 Vote	10 Sex Toys That Make You Cry
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
5	5 Vote	10 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were Vaccinated
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing