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6 Creepy Things London Did to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
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"Adult KFC" in Japan to Offer $75,000 Balloon Rides to Near Space
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Samsung May Release Its First Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
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No Adversity Can Conquer the Strength of the iPhone 6, Claims Reliable Source
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Sources Say Hi
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Has Crafted a Hell-Wedding for Kim Kardashian
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
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How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive
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Russia Is a Huge Mistake
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13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario
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First Official Look at THIS CAT
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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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