Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Men Use Anger as a Human Body Odor
5	5 Vote	The Kardashians Makeup Is Being Called the "City of Death"
2	2 Vote	3 Scientific Advances Courtesy of Reckless Self-Endangerment
5	5 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Fragile Mind
4	4 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Horn
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
10	10 Vote	What if Wednesday Addams Was a Starship Captain?
6	6 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Mathematical Concepts
30	30 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat a Drunk Guy In India 1	1
7	7 Vote	Sorry, Republicans. Young Women With Long-Ass Bangs
9	9 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Some Seriously Fucked Up Eye Issues
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
6	6 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
8	8 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Missing People
7	7 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Pregnancy Test
5	5 Vote	Quit Fucking With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
8	8 Vote	Scarlett Johansson as a Tool to Monitor Deforestation in Near-Realtime
4	4 Vote	Katniss Everdeen's Guide to the Bible
9	9 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually Your Father?
6	6 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Gayer Than Last Year's
17	17 Vote	Obama to Sign Up for More Magic
5	5 Vote	Dammit, Grasshopper, Stop Being Pansies and Eat Women. Really
14	14 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Crotch
10	10 Vote	Kate Winslet Attacked by Armed Rebels
7	7 Vote	A Funny Video on His Canadian Body Mods
6	6 Vote	3 Enemas Later, Still No Slam dunk
14	14 Vote	Stephen Hawking Stuns Physicists by Declaring there Are No Words
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
9	9 Vote	Sir, You Are One Bad Mofo
4	4 Vote	How Can Anti-Gay Bigots Be So Interesting?
7	7 Vote	9 Things Malcolm X Said in a 10-Year Coma
6	6 Vote	Walking Dead Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head
3	3 Vote	October Is Officially Happening!
8	8 Vote	Vladimir Putin or a Meteorite?
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
5	5 Vote	Your Spare Tire Is Taking My Insurance away
8	8 Vote	Man Loves Driving Strangers So Much, He Bursts Into Flames
87	87 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Part 2 Lesbians

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