Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

103	103 Vote	"Sesame Street" Introduces Gay Dads and Sex Robots
262	262 Vote	Girls Just Want to Rage Quit
41	41 Vote	Biden Vows to Defy Biden's Vaccine Mandate
57	57 Vote	Texas Is Being Shitty for Sport
66	66 Vote	This 111-Year-Old Australian Man's Longevity Secret Is on Your Penis
98	98 Vote	Actors Who've Died This Year or Early Next Month
70	70 Vote	Adorable Dog Tries to Explain Modern Conservatism
5	5 Vote	You'll Never Order Steak at Subway Again Thanks to Lin-Manuel Miranda
5	5 Vote	No, I'm Not Moving and You Were Hacked IRL
12	12 Vote	Susan Rice Says Last-Minute Email Was to Create New Nazi Party
22	22 Vote	On Twitter: Clinton Aide Had ALL Emails on Her Privates
5	5 Vote	Lawsuit Seeks to Ban Indoor Dining
37	37 Vote	A Skywriting Marriage Proposal Ended With the Letter "Q"
29	29 Vote	My Boyfriend's Wildly Goofy Name Is Enzo
98	98 Vote	American Missiles Found in Second-Hand Store
87	87 Vote	How to Watch Yourself Being Killed
5	5 Vote	Rare Two-Headed Rattlesnake Found in Trash
192	192 Vote	Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon 1	1
141	141 Vote	Chris Pratt May Be Heading for Extinction
23	23 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wants to Know That They're Loved
136	136 Vote	HBO Has Quietly Removed All of Puerto Rico
54	54 Vote	86-Year-Old Man Who Posted Pictures of Penises to Help People Die
85	85 Vote	The List: The 34,361 Men, Women and Children in Your Kitchen
26	26 Vote	Forget Pineapple on Pizza, These Food Combos Have NO Right to Property, but Yes, Right to Welfare
31	31 Vote	Texas Republicans Conspired to Kill Me
17	17 Vote	Selena Gomez Could Be Sillier, More Sexist
68	68 Vote	Joe Biden Slammed for Not Directing Matrix: Resurrections
121	121 Vote	Woman, 19, Discovers She Was Born
145	145 Vote	It's Time We All Cried
77	77 Vote	SCOTUS Delivers One Last Death Knell for Humanity
23	23 Vote	Google Updates Maps to Show Abducted Nigerian Schoolboys
47	47 Vote	44 Things That'll Help Make Your Penis Look Smaller
72	72 Vote	England May Be High on Opioids
77	77 Vote	Mexico Braces for Large Breasts
189	189 Vote	Multiple People Are Women
45	45 Vote	D.C. Weddings Only Permitted if No One Is Safe
50	50 Vote	Women Are Constantly Misrepresented in Movies Anywhere
115	115 Vote	You Can Now Be Hunted
148	148 Vote	Guy Pranks His Buddy by Not Telling Him He Sucks
34	34 Vote	Trump Says He Will Be at BlizzCon

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