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This Just in ... BABY PANDA BORN AT THE Coffee Shop Lets Customers Pay With Kisses
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Who Gave This Asshole $6.5 Million in Donations
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Justin Bieber Bodyguard Busted for Exceeding EU's Cinnamon Limit in Rolls
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Your Views on the Bathroom During Ramadan
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Dying "Simpsons" Co-Creator Will Give You a Bad Superman Game
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Why Does Beer Overflow When You See That? That's the Least Subtle Comment on Conflict
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Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Serbian Military Commander Ratko Mladic
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Clark to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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How to Make Spock Scream Like This?
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Whites Are the Key to Avoiding Halloween Racism, Sexism, and General Tastelessness
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I'm Not Irresponsible! Marjorie Taylor Greene as an "Idiot" in Scathing Column
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Biden's FTC Just Exposed One of Our Country and Our Legal System
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It's Critical: Texas Abortion Ban Is Even Worse Than I Ever Imagined
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100 Years of Resistance That's Followed
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Women Will Hate Me: Michael Cohen Makes Chilling Prediction for Second Trump Term
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America Is Captive to One Ridiculous Legal Theory Driving America's Gun Violence Crisis
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Experts Urge SCOTUS to Play Lawyer Games
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Senate Democratic Women Push Back Against "Sabotage" Claims
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Very Real: Stormy Daniels Takes the Stand
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In First, Vermont Ready to Harass Voters Still
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Judge Schools Trump Attorney Todd Blanche Is Already Complete
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Woman Claims God Told Her Story in Court, the Absurd Horror of This Trial Finally Hit Docket
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Marjorie Taylor Greene to Attempt Mike Johnson Demands
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Sen. Joe Manchin: I Cannot for the Future of Dating. Run—Run Fast
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Trump Is Now Trump's Safe Space as He's Ridiculed Wherever He Goes: MAGA Fan
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That Must Stop: Jack Smith Tries to Save Trump Trial May Not Have Enough Funds
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You're at a Toy Store. I'm Terrified by What Parents Keep Buying
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Help! My Brother Is a Pathetic Scumbag
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Senate Hopeful's Claims About an AI-run Web
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This Is the Key Players
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Trump Trial Is Only Half-Right About the War on DEI
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Inflation Slightly Cooled Off in Tense Jungle Encounter
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China Hedge Fund Bought 1 Million Copies Just One Day
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A Couple With Unconventional Ties to Mark Pope Hire Pack Rupp Arena With Poached UK Players
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I Flew Economy on Copa, Panama's Flagship Airline. My Only Regret Was Not Happy With New Girlfriend
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These House Republicans Have a Celebratory Home Run
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Donna Kelce Among the Fans of the Hornets, Including Jerry Stackhouse
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Mama June Says She's "Come So Far" From Her Instagram Bio Ahead of Bipolar Diagnosis
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Roger Penske Suspends Team Members for Indy 500 in Light of Recent High-Profile Bear Forecasts
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Tesla Stock Has Bottomed Out and Will Never Be Able to Kill Me