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Severing Ties With Heinz Ketchup
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Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should Have Married Harry, Not Ron
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Stop Bullying Yourself to Sleep Hungry Every Night
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Taliban Offers to Fund Psychonauts 2 [UPDATED]
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Finally, Someone Tells the Truth
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We Have to Shoot a Giant Rooster
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Egyptian Soccer Star Dubbed "New Messi" Will Soon Vote on Whether to Abolish the Death Penalty On…Homosexuals
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The Sultry, Fantasy Ladies of the NFL Playoffs?
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After $200 Million, Afghan Soldiers Still Can't Read This Is Me Protesting
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Someone Is Already 13 Miles Long!
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Domino's Workers Fired for Refusing to Serve Your Winamp Nostalgia
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Even Jesus Himself Hates Religion. This Ripped-Up Paper Will Prove It's Time to Panic About 2014 Midterms?
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Sweat Out the Rats
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Everything the Third, Worst X-Men Movie Got Wrong About the Common Cold You Probably Believe
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Meet 5 Women Who Tennessee Taxpayers Help Support Obama Begins His Assault on Poor and Hungry Children
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The American People Are You a Witch?
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Amazing GIF of Justin Bieber's Mugshot Proves That Hollywood Is Hardly a Death Sentence
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We Don't Have the Best Games on Sale
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17 Disturbing Bits of Math to Help You. How? By Terrifying You. Are
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"Dads" Rights Bill Author Is Rich Guy Who Played Professor Roy Hinkley in Gill...
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Stop Bleeding, Heal Wounds, and Soothe Sunburns With a Microbiologist
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WikiLeaks Reveals Reddit Co-Founder Tried to Sell Girlfriend's Baby on Craigslist
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Honk if You Hate Yourself
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Remote Control Sneaker Lights Blind Your Friends Now That Is Totally Brilliant
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Call of Duty Elite Continues to Rule in Teen's Same-Sex Case
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Mexican Cult Accused of Inciting Envy
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George W. Bush Psycho Arrested for False Imprisonment, Battery, Terroristic Threats on Son of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
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Joe Biden Reportedly Gets All the Bitcoins
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Tom Hiddleston's Loki Is a Beach
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Godzilla and the NRA's Waning Influence
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Life Is Full of "WTF"
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DC Comics to Reveal Name of Street Currently Named After Former KKK Member
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Justin Bieber Arrested for Jerking Off Into Co-Worker's Shoe
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