Headline Smasher

If it hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

Woop, woop

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Make love, not race wars, I guess.

jfc

I'd just like to point out at the time of this comment, this has 69 votes.

They're actually a 1,000 years old.

You’re the piano man.

[confused reactionary noises]

Every day in 2020.

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Captain?

Guess Sears should've considered the nuclear option too to maintain their business model.

Please, let it all end, Headline Smasher.

>:(

It's empty... right?

"So long and thanks for all the fish."

The Shame!

Is this Peak Clickbait?

Expand dong. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Watching an alt-righter try to tack somewhere to the center politically is pretty pathetic. Just recite the Fourteen Words and be done with it, you're not fooling anybody.

r/nottheonion

That's a big Twinkie.

This is absolutely beautiful.

You've heard of the banality of evil, now get ready for...

So Kidz Bop was a covert way to restart the MKUltra program all over again?

I'd believe that.