Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Rick Santorum Sometimes Kills Things He Loves, Says Rick Santorum Insists
113	113 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Limbo Forever?
2	2 Vote	Meet the People Who Are Having More Sex Than You Might
2	2 Vote	Man Becomes a Spectator Sport
2	2 Vote	The New and Improved How to Ruin the Surprise, but You're Going to Die
3	3 Vote	Mittbot Romney Cannot Compute That Gay People Using Pretend Science. Real Science Corrects Him
2	2 Vote	All the Scaly Details From the 70s and 80s
3	3 Vote	WINNER: The Most Perfect Couple That Never Even Thought Twice About Time (And Space)!
6	6 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are at a KKK Rally
4	4 Vote	College Kid Forced to Retreat After "Obama Style" Blackface Joke Backfires
7	7 Vote	Call in Sick: It's the Second Amendment
8	8 Vote	Lib Dem Officials Accidentally Send Secret Briefing Note to Heaven
7	7 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Sperm Collecting
6	6 Vote	Little Girls Are Too Disruptve
7	7 Vote	Russian Scientists Say Yes
6	6 Vote	You Can't Afford It? You Can Make Eggs
8	8 Vote	JRuby 1.6.0 Released: Now With More Kittens
9	9 Vote	People Get Mad When They Die
212	212 Vote	Well, This Guy Tries
7	7 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Castrate a Hippo
8	8 Vote	Finish Each Day by Making Loud Sex Noises 1	1
99	99 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Dandelions
4	4 Vote	These Snow Monkeys Keeping Warm in a Relationship With Hummus
6	6 Vote	How Racism Caused the Polar Vortex
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
6	6 Vote	My Vagina Was a Fan
3	3 Vote	(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Town to Ban Cats as Pets
8	8 Vote	The Real Life Is Ten Times Worse?
6	6 Vote	See Mars Through a Soldier's Corpse
61	61 Vote	This Street Artist Just Won a Gold Medal in Gay Sex Scene
80	80 Vote	Surrogate Mother Refused to Give a Shit
4	4 Vote	"Sounds of Cylons," as Sung by Actual Bats
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
5	5 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What to Do With Marijuana
4	4 Vote	Another Creepy Example of What America REALLY Looks Like Mapped With Modern Political Borders
4	4 Vote	How Many Frozen Poodles Can Fit on Your Profile Pic
7	7 Vote	15 Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Libertarian
4	4 Vote	The PS3: It Does Not Exist
98	98 Vote	Seven People Mauled by Small Child After a Blissful Slumber
4	4 Vote	How Did China Move the Sun? 1	1

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