Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	10 Easy DIY Ways to Eat Cereal
4	4 Vote	This Screaming Sheep Feels Things So You Don't Have To
3	3 Vote	17 Terrible Puns to Brighten Up Winter
51	51 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Out Of Control
9	9 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Tried to Give Birth to Mad Geniuses
7	7 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Is Seeking Supreme Knowledge and Wisdom
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
8	8 Vote	Just Watch and You'll Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue
128	128 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to Life on Earth
5	5 Vote	Men Are Getting Nervous...
93	93 Vote	The Tea Party as Nation's "Top Terror Threat"
81	81 Vote	16 Reasons We Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
7	7 Vote	What Happens When an Israeli Peace Activist Gets Hit in the Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Pug Dressed as Harry Potter
4	4 Vote	60 Iconic Women Who Need Their Own Theme Music
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry's New Music Videos Used to Mock British Parliament
9	9 Vote	China Needs to Use Your Kitchen Appliances 1	1
3	3 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
4	4 Vote	Georgia Man Who Died After Being in Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail Ruins Girl's 18th Birthday Celebration
4	4 Vote	This Aggressive, Combative, Negative Speech Is The Cutest
3	3 Vote	You Know How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Old West Ghost Town
5	5 Vote	A Complete Breakdown of the Cookie Monster's Only Passion
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
4	4 Vote	Shopping for a Black Hole
4	4 Vote	Here's How Everyone Everywhere Reacted to Losing to Canada In Hockey
3	3 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Scoop You Up in Getaway
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
8	8 Vote	Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Couch...
5	5 Vote	There Is a Real Donkey Kong
34	34 Vote	9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
4	4 Vote	Here's How Google May Be Coming True
6	6 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Hair
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings
3	3 Vote	There's Something Weird About Gay Marriage
3	3 Vote	Concept Animation of Calvin and Hobbes Dancing Will Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
5	5 Vote	Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Giveth and Johnny Football Taketh Away
5	5 Vote	Teenage Girl Demonstrates Value of Eating a Human Placenta
8	8 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Scientists Who Studied Body's Receptors
4	4 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Eye
6	6 Vote	Turns Out You Were Born Before 1980