Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
27	27 Vote	13 Knees That Look Like Shit
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb

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