Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	My Son Died: My Life Is Better Than Others 1	1
44	44 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
2	2 Vote	Chicago Suburban Police Shoot and Kill Man Who Attacked Drag Queen While Wearing "ironic" KKK Costume Running for Dubya's Third Term 1	1
4	4 Vote	Obama Would Be the Ultimate Fighter 1	1
7	7 Vote	We Have Found Out JFK Had Been Shot 1	1
3	3 Vote	My Friend Just Bought an Airline for 88 Cents
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
8	8 Vote	Man Tries to Outrun a Massive Joint on 4/20
9	9 Vote	This Film Is Worse Than You Think 1	1
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
19	19 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Dad Was Baffled After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
42	42 Vote	Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Is Recapturing Its Experimental Spirit Foxes 1	1
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
5	5 Vote	The Dream, and Horror, of a President Obama Administration 1	1
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
7	7 Vote	17 Photos That Prove Bees Are Actually Turquoise
102	102 Vote	McGruff the Crime Dog Jailed for Violating Probation 1	1
9	9 Vote	I've Never Had a Pie Chart Make Me Uncomfortable
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
7	7 Vote	EA Says They're Actually Still Going Outside 1	1
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
98	98 Vote	Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging 1	1
218	218 Vote	Wall Street Fighter
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
3	3 Vote	The Elephant in the Silence Between Our Tears 1	1
5	5 Vote	6'8 and Scared of Clowns
47	47 Vote	Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"