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Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
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Mom Delivers Own Baby While Driving With "NO HANDS" on Busy Motorway
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Ebola Returns as a Prank
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Tsunami Triggered by MEME
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I'm a Stupid Idiot
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Tempted to Eat More Garbage
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A White Man (BARF)
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Barbie's Not the Only Vampire Politician
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I Will Be the Worst Christmas Present
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Can You Be Quiet
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Turkey's President Says He Made Adults Stupid and Is Responsible for Something
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The Boss Tears Down His Pants
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You Can Be All Yours for $100
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Thomas the Tank Engine Is Finally Coming Out
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18 Romantic Date-Night Ideas That Don't Harm Civilians
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Santa Is Here to Get Him Impeached
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Trump Says He's a Cat Now
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You Might Be You
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Pokemon: Let's Go Somewhere Else
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Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson Fired as Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson
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Seoul Says 2 Koreas Complete the Trilogy
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Police Have Found a Slug
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China to Avoid Human Interaction
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"Robosexuality" on Rise as Other Crime Declines: NYPD Dogs Are Being Blamed
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Cats Go Viral for Helping Girl Hang Herself
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Yoshi Can Ride a Yoshi and Then Himself
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My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler
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Apparently Earth Is Going to Be Euthanized
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Animals That Look Like Asses
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Pikachu's Murican Brother Jailed
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Looking Forward to My Son's Death Toll
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Characters Who Need to Invest in Better Toilets
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He Carefully Rescued the Chicken From Hell
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Utah Man Hits Dog With Puppy
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Emma Stone Changed Her Name After She Killed Herself
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Ted Cruz Forced to Flee Wildfire Hours After Giving Birth
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Kids Rescued From Bus Stuck in the Butt
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You'll Never Get to Sleep
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Holy Smoke! Kim Jong-Un "Fell in Love"
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North Korea Launches Website to Attract Mates