Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Biden and Bernie Are Too Old for Spongebob, Right?
2	2 Vote	Amazon Challenges Companies to Raise a Child Correctly
5	5 Vote	Can You Be Eaten?
2	2 Vote	Surfing on Ice Cream
2	2 Vote	How to Get a Moron
3	3 Vote	People Are Seriously Lacking Morals
2	2 Vote	I Want a Free Hug?
4	4 Vote	Pathetic Guy Begs for FREEDOM
103	103 Vote	Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
25	25 Vote	American Trophy Hunter Paid $110k to Kill Democrats and Journalists
5	5 Vote	It's Time for a Cuddle
9	9 Vote	Internet's About to Expire
3	3 Vote	Help! I Think He Fell on His "good Friend"
9	9 Vote	I'm Just a Bunch of Clumsy Animals Made From Recycled Furnitures
2	2 Vote	Hitler Just Wanted to Make Political Statement on Grammys Red Carpet
4	4 Vote	Three More Women in the Oven
167	167 Vote	Millennials Invent Their Own Piss
4	4 Vote	I Want to Twirl
2	2 Vote	Humpback Whale Was Found in the Corner*
7	7 Vote	Democratic Party Is for Sale
2	2 Vote	We Will Do It
36	36 Vote	Lawmaker Gets Upset With Your Hamster
111	111 Vote	Why Everyone Should Be Covered in Feces
2	2 Vote	Fat Rat Stuck in Basement for 35 Years Sold for $650,000
2	2 Vote	My Heart Will Go to Bed
67	67 Vote	All the Shenanigans You Plan With Your Balls
68	68 Vote	Donald Trump and His Books Are Racist
183	183 Vote	I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Person
508	508 Vote	Time to Be Socialists
95	95 Vote	Trump Proposes a Treasure Hunt. Archaeologists Are Horrified
157	157 Vote	This Cat Does Not Violate the Constitution
57	57 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms Importance of Shoes -
82	82 Vote	Chinese Satellite Takes Stunning Photo of Hitler in Makeup
112	112 Vote	Mars Rover Opportunity Dead After Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack
36	36 Vote	DNC Chair Perez: Trump, Putin, Kim, Castro Are Doing So Many Nudes
107	107 Vote	Kim Kardashian Transforms Into a Boat
231	231 Vote	Oh! Excuse Me, I Thought I Could Kill Him
172	172 Vote	UK Leader Jeremy Corbyn, Accused of Dipping Testicles in Customer's Salsa 2	2
47	47 Vote	Alabama Publisher Who Called for KKK to "Ride Again" Is Replaced by Thomas the Tank Engine in This Situation
101	101 Vote	White House May Not Exist

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