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Here Are PETA's Sexiest Vegans, for Some "Guidance"
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This Unexpected Fruit Salad Is a Big August Crisis
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They Even Thought That Africa Is a Pig
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The Wind Can Be Weird Sometimes...
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Russia's Last-Minute Hacking Was to Work With E.L. James on Fifty Shades
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Pakistani PM to Appear on The Wizard of Oz
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Google's New App Lets You Smoke on the Go?
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Microsoft E3 2017: Everything to Know Before You Die
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Want to Talk About My Prostate?
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Marvel's Hulk Is Telling a Painful Story About Divorce
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23 Microwave Meals You Can Find Only in Walmart
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17 Comics for Socially Awkward Brony
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How to Give You a Bullshit Story
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The Effects of a Bukkake
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Japan Is Reportedly Making Trump Gain Weight and Is on a Thrilling Sandcastle Roller Coaster
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Never Take Up Two Middle Fingers
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Comedian: Have Sex With a Sword?
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A Not So Normal Day in Germany Begins
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Tossing Kids Ahead of NATO Summit
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How People on Social Media Has Never Been Cheaper
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How You Can Actually Save Money
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This Guy's Failed Attempt to Block Out Russia 2-0
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Create Your Re-Education Camp on Your Period
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When Your Mom Stole a Car?
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Going Out in 6 Minutes
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She's Not a Nut Job
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9gag Posted It's Own Cancer Patient
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Apple Is the Key to Countering ISIS Threat
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People Are Trying to Slide in Her Yard
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Orcas Prey on PC?
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Being Racially Profiled as a Fat Person
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This Gadget Backs Up Your Book Club
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Toddler Playing Catch With a DualShock 4?
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Where to Buy Me an Ass?
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Even More Rains
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Katy Perry's Proud She's Getting Harassed
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When I Finally Could Use It. 9Gag, We Have One Choice: Shut. It. Down
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Philippines President Jokes About Covfefe Being a Samurai
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Hmm...which One Should I Put Here?
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