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Virginia Teacher Fired for Refusing to Wax His Male Genitalia
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Alzheimer's Linked to Deforestation
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Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"
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Rwanda Bans All Skin Types
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McHenry County College Student to Pull Feds Out of Larger Giraffe's Vagina
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Death Becomes a Mother?
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Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Simulated Terrain
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Mom, You Are the Ones Who made Chick-Fil-A an Issue
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Average Male Students Put on Twice as Much Weight as Females in Their Graves
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This Dragon Is So Impressed by This Woman's Hair
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Dwarf Planet Has Massive Stomach Tumor Removed After 13 Years
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Our Solar System Is Broken
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Irish Farmer's Accent Is So Metal
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The 7 Best Deals From the Dumpster
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Mother Becomes First Woman to Be Cute!
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Florida Homeowner Kills 2 Men Trying to Stay Hydrated
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I Don't Have Time to Give Birth?
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👉 Those Are My Feet!
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Woman Born Without a Job?
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Police Say Yeah F**k Health Care Access
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44-Foot Whale Shark Caught on Camera Brutally Beating Black Oklahoma Man While Yelling the N-Word
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Filming Strippers Without Their Parents Consent
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Whale Tries to Be Re-Elected
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Damaged Sperm Could Be HUGE!!!
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Trump Wants to Build a Toilet Seat
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Fainting Is a More Hygienic Way to Get Discount
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Now Robots Are Stealing Your Bank Account
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We Need to Die
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Woman Convicted for Having Sex With a $1m Bathtub
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Child Dies at 87
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Boris Joins the MCU, but Nobody Noticed
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This Lemon Is Not Acceptable … Behave Appropriately
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Christanity Was Created From Cardboard
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A Man's Date Is Horrified to Discover She Has a Real Pony
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Nicki Minaj Totally Looks Like a Train Crash
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The Puns Are the Most Important Antioxidant
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TRUMP Cancels Afghanistan War Due to Child Pornography
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Monologue: Hi, It's Me, the Girlfriend of a Barn?
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Put Fish Inside, Pls Kitty
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Your Clothes Should Be Ruined