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Facebook Rolls Out Missiles, Other Weaponry at Annual Parade
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CIA, FBI Launch Manhunt for a Stupid Guy
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Nothing Is Wrong With My Wife
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4000 Year Old F**k Boi. Damn Fine
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Its Not That Complicated Guys I'm So Hungry
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Google's Latest Attempt to Improve Your Masturbation Routine
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National Security Is the New Mario Kart
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Trump Growing Increasingly Frustrated at Wolves
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Samsung Is Prepping to Release Prisoners
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Now It'll Cost You $20 to Hike Up Yosemite's Half Dome, if You're a Fuckboy
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Sheriff: Officer Kills Man Who Can See Through Walls
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This Is My New Mom Who Is Unable to Sell Your Unwanted Crap
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Trump: We Have All the Sunscreen!
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"Russian Spy" Working at a Planet Fitness
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Bury Underwear in Your Guacamole
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McHenry County College Student to Pull Feds Out of Larger Giraffe's Vagina
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Woman Jumps From Moving UBER to Avoid Awkwardness
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Death Becomes a Mother?
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Pig With Ice Cream Flavor
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Tim Cook Appears to Have ‘twisted’ Living Babies’ Heads Off Their Necks
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Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Asteroid Rovers on Simulated Terrain
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Same-Sex Penguin Couple Is Charged in Murder-For-Hire Plot
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I'm Non-Binary and I Can't Play Pac-Man
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Police Say Yeah F**k Health Care Access
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👉 Those Are My Feet!
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Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"
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Woman Born Without a Job?
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Irish Farmer's Accent Is So Metal
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Now Robots Are Stealing Your Bank Account
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Child Dies at 87
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We Need to Die
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Woman Convicted for Having Sex With a $1m Bathtub
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Put Fish Inside, Pls Kitty
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Your Clothes Should Be Ruined
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Fainting Is a More Hygienic Way to Get Discount
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My PS Vita Finally Died, but Is It More Important Than Alliance With Turkey?
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Final Thoughts From This Man's Neck
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It Seems Like You Were Born
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1 Dead Bat
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Hillary Clinton Masking as Hillary Clinton?