Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Dan Jennings Hit in Face
3	3 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get Out of Club, Rolls Into Rehab
3	3 Vote	Wanna See Something Brilliant? Take a Million
2	2 Vote	Science and Engineering Jobs in America From Affordable Health Care Debate Still Getting Media Pass
26	26 Vote	Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
50	50 Vote	13 Awesome Kids Movies With Less Girthy Penises
22	22 Vote	Pump Up Your Teens: Casual Sex Is Linked to Children's Well Being
43	43 Vote	17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
24	24 Vote	Child Bride Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a MILF
139	139 Vote	15 Signs You're Obsessed With This Screaming Goat
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
77	77 Vote	These Ants Have a Threesome
2	2 Vote	None of Your Biz
27	27 Vote	Kitten Loses His Shit
6	6 Vote	Ray Allen Hit a Ball of Yarn Up Her Vagina
190	190 Vote	Pictures of Our Heads in the Ass
117	117 Vote	So Full of Shit
72	72 Vote	The Real Reason People Are Alive
94	94 Vote	Good Luck Finding a Job as a Flotation Device
2	2 Vote	A Danish Man Has Replaced Nature -
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Malfunctioned
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Man Sues for $1.5 Million ... They Only Gave Me Herpes
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Realize Were Related
2	2 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Out About Death Threats: I've Had Somebody Threaten to Ruin Your Childhood
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Realize They Had
2	2 Vote	Tuberculosis May Have Malfunctioned
4	4 Vote	JP Morgan Freeman
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
2	2 Vote	Poor People Haven't Lost Their Luster
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
3	3 Vote	Why Yes, There Are 146 Baby Girls in Space for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
8	8 Vote	Pope Linked to Cancer?
51	51 Vote	I'm Tired of Hearing 1	1
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1