Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
541	541 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
7	7 Vote	The Things You Can Drink 1	1
32	32 Vote	What Was Up With Nelson Mandela
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
131	131 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Shitbags
32	32 Vote	Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
68	68 Vote	Saints Ready to Sell Sex Toys After You Die?
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
66	66 Vote	Obama to Act Surprised
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
46	46 Vote	Underoos Are Back, Bitches
10	10 Vote	I Think I Could Go Home and Suck Some D***s
166	166 Vote	Monday Is the Enemy
34	34 Vote	My Kids Are Not Sexy
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
126	126 Vote	Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
64	64 Vote	Iraq Needs a Home Depot
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision