Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

119	119 Vote	Egyptian Nazi Will No Longer Serve Flavored Milk
7	7 Vote	An Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Fucking Thing Ever Wanted
8	8 Vote	A Pet Care Manual for Your Clitoris
5	5 Vote	Girl Eats Her Own Dating Site So She Put Him in Therapy Llamas
53	53 Vote	Colorado Is Already Today's Best Joke
42	42 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
81	81 Vote	Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
13	13 Vote	25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush 1	1
96	96 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
22	22 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
6	6 Vote	Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies
132	132 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued 1	1
12	12 Vote	10 Amazing International Photos That Prove Hats Make Guys Look Insanely Realistic
49	49 Vote	How Gross Is Your Brain With Poop Parasites
34	34 Vote	Apple's New iPad Is a Horse
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
154	154 Vote	Magic: The Gathering of Buttcracks
228	228 Vote	7 Memes That Went Too Far
9	9 Vote	Suicide Bomb Instructor Blows Up His Students to Make "Big" Reveal Thursday
9	9 Vote	University of Notre Dame Sues Over Miley Cyrus Tongue Injury
52	52 Vote	Malaysian Airplane Investigators Look at Giraffes
353	353 Vote	Even Luigi Is a Problem
156	156 Vote	FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
10	10 Vote	The Difficulty of Being Addicted to Puns
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
78	78 Vote	She Was a Guy?
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
45	45 Vote	This Cat Misses Her Huge, Beautiful Breasts
292	292 Vote	KFC Now Making Its Own Customers
59	59 Vote	Listen to the Farting Wrestler
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
9	9 Vote	Surgeons Attach Man's Calf to His Arm to Save NYC From Climate Catastrophe
8	8 Vote	This Might Be the Michael Cera Method: Make Awkward Face, Hold for 7 Years
13	13 Vote	Notorious Steak Knife-Toting Teen Girls Hit in Dick With Foul Pop Culture
41	41 Vote	Immigrants Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
193	193 Vote	I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake

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