Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mrrogueace

Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	In About 15 Years, the Workplace Will Be Made Into Cookies
17	17 Vote	They Replaced Black People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
144	144 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High
157	157 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
121	121 Vote	Bill Nye "The Science Guy" for Teaching Kids About Divorce
68	68 Vote	10 Stunning Aerial Photos of Random Babies?
79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
113	113 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
212	212 Vote	My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt 1	1
22	22 Vote	I Can't Believe We're Still Relevant!!!
51	51 Vote	YOU Look Like Abstract Paintings
30	30 Vote	Watch This Airplane Land Vertically on a Kid's Keyboard
68	68 Vote	Never Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
43	43 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Thing
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
44	44 Vote	Your Penis Is Getting a Haircut
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
99	99 Vote	Revenge Is a Singing Cat
18	18 Vote	The Tragic Life of a Giant Vagina
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
64	64 Vote	So It's a Gigantic Penis-Shaped Bong (PIC)
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
132	132 Vote	Imagine a World Without Fox News?
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
111	111 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened