Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
7	7 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than a Distressed Raccoon
40	40 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Poses With Corpse on Facebook, Trouble Ensues
8	8 Vote	I Feel Like a Boat
173	173 Vote	Get Ready to Die
8	8 Vote	Video of a Big Ass Happy Family
7	7 Vote	16-Year-Old White Girl Ruining Hip Hop
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
63	63 Vote	Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
57	57 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3