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Death Toll Soars to 700 From Violent 2012 House Party
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America's Nuclear Waste Is Just So Damn Itchy
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Coca-Cola Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
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Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Live Inside Water Towers
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Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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How to Be Charged With Attempted Murder
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People Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
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Teenager Carves His Own Grandma
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
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Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
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How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
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It's Kidnapping: Hospital Takes Custody of Newborn Over Poppy Seed Bagel
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I'd Collect the Hell Out of Me
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Suiting Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Make Your Own Butthole
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Your Evening Cry: Invisible Dogs Are Finally Here
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Lou Reed Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Love You Anymore
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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Man Arrested Over Reply to Speeding Ticket: "Fuck Your Shitty Town"
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One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Take Your Best Friend Right Now
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Please, Let This Pomeranian Have That Sausage, for Christ's Sake
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This Is Why I'm Afraid of This Massive Devil Horse Cake
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British Database of Cat Being Microwaved
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You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
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Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
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Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
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US Adults Are Morons
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I Think We're in a Mexican History Textbook
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Pope Claims That Torture Works
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Show and Tell: Not Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story