Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Help! My Ex-Boyfriend Wants to Make His Rival "Disappear"
68	68 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Meat
15	15 Vote	We Had an Entire Pregnancy in Two Weeks
16	16 Vote	President to Take Orders From Chinese Parent Company
158	158 Vote	The Queen was
57	57 Vote	My Partner in Bed With Machete, Whispering "I Love You"
72	72 Vote	An Alligator at the Federal Reserve Is Harming the Economy
3	3 Vote	Santa IS a Loser
66	66 Vote	An American President Warns Darkly of the Muppets
148	148 Vote	Pixar Announces Coming-Of-Age Animated Film Is Bullshit
33	33 Vote	Pope Francis Says He Would Have Sex With Yung Miami: "I Like You"
68	68 Vote	Queen Elizabeth News: Prince Harry Will Wear a Bra
86	86 Vote	Moment "Biblical" Swarm of FLIES Descends on Hundreds of Law Enforcement
38	38 Vote	Teen Is Put Down After Drawing Crowds, Damaging Boats
123	123 Vote	Everybody's Pissin on the Internet Darling
25	25 Vote	I Won't Cry Over the Course of Ten Hours
86	86 Vote	Wrestling Is So Fucking Full of Action
125	125 Vote	Matt Gaetz Reportedly Asked Trump for a 14-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	People Who Go to Beard Heaven
4	4 Vote	Cabaret Voltaire's Richard H. Kirk Dies at 87 Million
48	48 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Ass
2	2 Vote	Robert De Niro Cusses Employee Out in Neon Bikini While at the Apex
4	4 Vote	Louisiana Woman Will Travel Out of My Snatch, OK?
84	84 Vote	I Genuinely Want to Catch a Mouse
101	101 Vote	Woman, 22, Dies After Falling Down Dead
39	39 Vote	Oopsy! Mr. Trump Went Through the Air, Italian Officials Reveal
38	38 Vote	Mike Pence Says He Was Executed
182	182 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order 1	1
87	87 Vote	Democrats Planning to "Kill the Democrats" 1	1
19	19 Vote	Lion Caught Playing With Dynamite
35	35 Vote	I'm Cheering for the Dick Pic in 2022 Midterm
28	28 Vote	We Tested 10 Electric Toothbrushes to Find the Ones That Are Entirely Fictional
43	43 Vote	4,400 Year Old Egyptian Tomb Discovered in Siberia
65	65 Vote	Lawsuit: Black Lives Matter Leader Accused of Killing Vampires
89	89 Vote	I Am a Clear and Present Danger
44	44 Vote	Winnie the Pooh Goes on Deadly Shooting Spree Through City
39	39 Vote	Tornado Touches Down in Tears
30	30 Vote	Mystery Vigilante Keeps Painting Double Yellow Lines on Our Knees
3	3 Vote	So What Exactly Is the Latest Marvel Property Review-Bombed by Crybaby Men
2	2 Vote	Republicans Now Want to Know What Spiders Are Dreaming About?

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