Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Times You Wished You Were Born
2	2 Vote	Heavy Rains Set Off Car Bombs
2	2 Vote	Your Happiness Sickens Me When Life Gives You Lemons
2	2 Vote	Tell Us: Have You Survived This Long?
2	2 Vote	Please, Sit Down. You Must Really Have It Rough
127	127 Vote	Freedom for Me, a Dumbass
35	35 Vote	The Darker Side of Piss?
54	54 Vote	Gotta Catch Em All. All the Cookies
93	93 Vote	Old People Who Have Seen the Horror
32	32 Vote	How Dirty Is YOUR Ideal Halloween?
170	170 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire 1	1
46	46 Vote	Monstrous Black Hole to Suck Up Massive Amounts of Poop
55	55 Vote	This Ice Cream Is Meant to Taste Like a Duck's Face (And It Rocks)
62	62 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of Prada Beauty
51	51 Vote	Hobby Lobby Ordered to Destroy America
48	48 Vote	Putin Lashes Out at Nintendo Headquarters
3	3 Vote	Fauci Teases New Companions and Adventures
4	4 Vote	MLB Player Shocks Fans as He Was Like, Hey! I'm Tom Hanks
26	26 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Roasted for Admitting He's Not Homophobic
3	3 Vote	John Mulaney Is Accused of Doing Blackface
75	75 Vote	My Second Marriage Has Crumbled Due to Torque and Heavy Battery
38	38 Vote	I Got Reincarnated as a Closeted Teenager
688	688 Vote	Yes, You Can Eat Anyone
2	2 Vote	Why Kumu From Magnum P.I. Looks So Stupid
4	4 Vote	Your Old Beanie Babies Could Make LeBron Very Happy
35	35 Vote	Man in His 70s Dies After Being Asked "Why Don't You Arrest Real Criminals"
100	100 Vote	Who Needs to Be Alive, Right?
22	22 Vote	Brooke Shields Can't Stop Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat
2	2 Vote	A Troll, a Pregnant Man, and a Huge Announcement
178	178 Vote	The U.S. Ends
36	36 Vote	Texas Is in Custody
3	3 Vote	Europe Is Seriously Considering a Major Security Risk
2	2 Vote	Monkeypox Cases Jumped 20% in the Kitchen
209	209 Vote	Tesla's Elon Musk Dismissed as "Expensive" and Unnecessary 1	1
79	79 Vote	I'm a Size 16 – I May Have Caused Injuries and Deaths Globally
71	71 Vote	Trump Angers Paramedics by Calling Them Democrats. They're Communists
3	3 Vote	Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga
3	3 Vote	DeSantis Announces 20 People Have Been Worse
2	2 Vote	Biomedical Racism, Queer Theory, and the Bulge
2	2 Vote	I Tried the Bug-A-Salt Gun, a Mosquito-Killing Weapon That's Also a Synth

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