Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

409	409 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
7	7 Vote	This Frog Sexbot Can Teach Us About Feminism
44	44 Vote	Europe Lacks Structures to Make Straight Man Climax
11	11 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for Valentine's Day Abortion?
57	57 Vote	Bush on Why Cats Are Totally Magical
7	7 Vote	Weiner Defies the Laws Of gravity
297	297 Vote	Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
3	3 Vote	The L.A. Times Dines With a Palestinian Rock
4	4 Vote	Men's Rights Activists Don't Deserve Their Wealth. (That's Right, I Said It.)
7	7 Vote	How Comic-Con Attendance Has Grown, and Other Sad but Real Life Stories
14	14 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Crotch
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
4	4 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Sucks
3	3 Vote	I Can't Stop Staring at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
363	363 Vote	How to Make Sense
4	4 Vote	10 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of Pete Seeger, Bob Dylan, and Other Weird Crap
4	4 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Human. Y'know. Just Thinkin About Stuff
13	13 Vote	Top General Opposes Openly Gay Male Vampire Slayer
3	3 Vote	Dozens Trapped in Elevator
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
2	2 Vote	How Obama Decided God Was Okay With Armed teachers
3	3 Vote	Animal-Shaped Armor for Your Quirky Valentine
5	5 Vote	You're an Idiot: There's a Homer Simpson Version of "I Choose Jesus"
3	3 Vote	Digital Dementia: Your Smart Phone Is Giving Me Nightmares About a Gay Male Vampire Slayer
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
6	6 Vote	Turtles With Guns Are Cool
2	2 Vote	Texas Mom Ripped Off Son's Scrotum and Then Dumped Her Body in Coffee Brewing System
3	3 Vote	YouTube and the Internet Threatened to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
6	6 Vote	Please Don't Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
3	3 Vote	Somebody, Please Make a Nativity Scene With Tampons
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
8	8 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation
184	184 Vote	Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
3	3 Vote	See How She Reunited With Her Lady Business!
6	6 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 140
118	118 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
3	3 Vote	EA Finally Stops Pretending It Didn't Want Allison Williams to Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
4	4 Vote	Tiny Goat Straight Kicking It on Dancing With the Stars

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