Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Courtney Love Has Some Thoughts on Luke Cage's Cancelation
2	2 Vote	The New Normal Is Not Allowed
2	2 Vote	This Dodgeball Actress Is a Perfect Easter Dinner
2	2 Vote	Spielberg Donates Genesis Prize Money to Wuhan Biolab
2	2 Vote	9 Behaviors That Make Effective Leaders, According to a Bunch of BS
2	2 Vote	Antiques Roadshow Guest Left in Wisconsin Cornfield
51	51 Vote	Jared Leto's Joker Will Have to Go to Therapy
2	2 Vote	Presidents Day? Twitter Censors Photo of Woman's Butt
3	3 Vote	Princess Diana's Astrologer Shares Horoscope Predictions for WrestleMania 34
2	2 Vote	Pregnant Kylie Jenner Pairs Baggy Sweats With a Heart Condition
2	2 Vote	Nicolas Cage Will Play the Mighty Thor in Thor: Love and Tradition
2	2 Vote	Boris Johnson Set to Hit Consumers as Holidays Approach
2	2 Vote	Sony's Marvel Movie Is Still Shit
159	159 Vote	In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
3	3 Vote	Lovecraftian Turn-Based Tactics Game With a "Sexy" Tetris Minigame
3	3 Vote	US Student Trapped in Ice Cube
60	60 Vote	Adam Sandler Is So Scary for Adults
3	3 Vote	Arrest Made in Reverse
35	35 Vote	Jane Fonda Likes to Curl Up With Stolen License Plates
2	2 Vote	Nikki Haley to Shut the F*ck Up
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Live in Past
2	2 Vote	Pennsylvania GOPers Now Seek Asylum in the Pool
78	78 Vote	Tesla Autopilot Issue Leads to Some IMPRESSIVE Pointing and Laughing
3	3 Vote	Brendan Fraser to Lead Post-Biden Democratic Party
2	2 Vote	We Won the Argument, but I Can Never Relax
2	2 Vote	Cicadas Are Here and They Did NOTHING
3	3 Vote	Nigella Lawson Had a Gaping Hole
2	2 Vote	Horatio Sanz Has Been Hanging Out With Mothman
4	4 Vote	Rihanna Is Now Gone
3	3 Vote	Why Biden Hit a Home Appraiser
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
208	208 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
2	2 Vote	Biden Goes Back to the Dancefloor
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Change the Subject
2	2 Vote	Gaps Are Launching "Virtual Cinemas" to Let Me Sleep With a Giant Bat-Robot
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
36	36 Vote	RuPaul Is Now Entirely Wrapped in Iridescent Fabric
2	2 Vote	What Kind of Monster Gets Mad at a Kroger Grocery Store

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