Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Octopus Is Spotted in London Underground
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Wants Her Next Boyfriend to Be a Future Queen, but Honestly You Would Never Know It
55	55 Vote	Can I Interest You in a Pack of 3 Children
146	146 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
2	2 Vote	He's Got His Head Blown Off
2	2 Vote	Baseball Camp Teaches Players to Deal With My Anxiety
2	2 Vote	Blade's Wesley Snipes Continues Being a "Sexual Predator"
2	2 Vote	You've Summoned Me Gusta
2	2 Vote	Column: The Media's New Business Model Is Made Almost Entirely From Trash
2	2 Vote	Heiress Harris, 4, Is a Virgin
2	2 Vote	Lil Uzi Vert Says He's an FBI Director
3	3 Vote	Batman: The Long Weekend
4	4 Vote	Kanye Didn't Fall Off. He's Always Been Better in Theory Than Practice
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
3	3 Vote	Building Full of Happy Swimming Pigs
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
9	9 Vote	Jonathan India Is Running Away With a Horse Girl, Confirmed
3	3 Vote	COVID-positive Husband Dressed as "Halloween" Nightmare Michael Myers
3	3 Vote	Grandpa's Had It With Excellence
37	37 Vote	The Horror of Your Latte Consumption
3	3 Vote	You Ain't Nothin but a Hound Dog Owner
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
4	4 Vote	3 Dead in an Uber and Now He's Level 99
4	4 Vote	America Is a Flat Surface
34	34 Vote	I Have Been Made by Neanderthals
43	43 Vote	Diamond Princess Cruise Ship Almost Crashes Into Maryland Home Depot
4	4 Vote	What Happened to My Bad Ideas
3	3 Vote	Help! My Friend Online
26	26 Vote	Arizona Republicans Are Just Disappointing
4	4 Vote	New Infections Are Up for Chick-Fil-A
3	3 Vote	Taylor Jenkins Reid: How I LIKE MY BANANAS
34	34 Vote	Entire New Orleans to Become Politically Intolerant
4	4 Vote	Shailene Woodley: I Still Receive Threats From the Mandalorian
86	86 Vote	Leading Virologist: We Are Going to Die!
122	122 Vote	President Trump to Meet With Trump to Pardon Him
4	4 Vote	Jeffrey Dahmer Was Such a Thing
57	57 Vote	Opossum Killed by a Multinational Task Force
2	2 Vote	I Can Be Pretty Concerned
115	115 Vote	New Gundam Game Being Developed by a Cat
37	37 Vote	Batman: The Long Bread Is Okay

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