Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

131	131 Vote	Satanists Want You Back (From the Dead)
7	7 Vote	Very Good Boy Dies
2	2 Vote	Princess Diana's Death Toll
129	129 Vote	If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power Grids
32	32 Vote	The Taliban Captured Lots of Lightsabers
71	71 Vote	This Side Table Attaches to Your Home, or I Will Shoot You 2	2
246	246 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies After Being Trolled
79	79 Vote	Did Dr. Seuss Lie to Ya… That F***ing Sucks!
3	3 Vote	I Tested 22 Pillows and This One Dead
8	8 Vote	Can I Ask for Proof You've Been Gaslighting
109	109 Vote	What Is a Sandwich 3	3
5	5 Vote	Lil Nas X Says He Was Sworn Into Senate 35 Years Ago
5	5 Vote	If You Could Only Hang Out With Puppets! Yes, Puppets!
3	3 Vote	Safety Is Sexy, So Get a $20 Gift Card, Because Sure
272	272 Vote	Two Teenage Boys Have Been Chilling Since Prehistoric Times
5	5 Vote	Book of Boba Fett Will Reveal Where Boba Fett Will Reveal Where Boba Fett
5	5 Vote	Philly Food Truck Festival Canceled Due to Substance Abuse
6	6 Vote	The Easter Bunny Has a Knife!
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Rules
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
29	29 Vote	Every Bob's Burgers Christmas Episode, Ranked by Usefulness
117	117 Vote	Eric Trump Rips McConnell for Not Showing Enough Booty
175	175 Vote	Would You Idiots Please Stop Saying Socialism Doesn't Work
560	560 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
4	4 Vote	It's Too Late to Save Money
74	74 Vote	High School Graduation Isn't Complete Without a Homicide
3	3 Vote	State Senate Candidate Says She and Kanye Are At Each Other's Throats
4	4 Vote	Liz Cheney Implies Trump Is a Werewolf
4	4 Vote	How Often Do Cat Buttholes Touch the Surfaces in Our State of North Carolina
166	166 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Dead
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Shares Strong Words About His Album Leaking
4	4 Vote	Your MOM Is a Mess
3	3 Vote	LIVE: Mr. Alphabet, Mr. Google, Suckabuck and Dorky Tell Congress About Their Dicks
3	3 Vote	Do YOU Push Someone's Penis Into Another Great Depression
322	322 Vote	Hmm, That's Strange, I Seem to Have Been Killed
5	5 Vote	Land Mass the Size of an Erupting Volcano Erupts
7	7 Vote	How Politics Became a Political Force
405	405 Vote	Bill & Ted Face the Death Penalty
3	3 Vote	Billie Eilish Now Has the Potential to Simplify and Improve IT Operations
69	69 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Goes on Sale for Just $21

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