Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	Everyone Is Dunking on Dorks 1	1
7	7 Vote	Japan Intentionally Omitted COVID Variant Known as "Little Jacob"
5	5 Vote	Cardi B Gives Birth to Her Stunning Jewellery Collection
53	53 Vote	Prison Food That You'll Make Again and Again
5	5 Vote	I Regret to Inform You That "Slut Spaghetti" Has Been Terminated for Sexual Content
61	61 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Said He's "Doing Great" After Having Legs Amputated
83	83 Vote	Uh Oh I'm Stuck in Your Pantry
35	35 Vote	Volcano Erupts on Campus
55	55 Vote	Save Big on Bigotry
3	3 Vote	Controversial Arizona "audit" Shows Trump Knew About Vampires
209	209 Vote	Why Do I Wake Up Screaming
52	52 Vote	I Swiped Right on Bumble and Now Have Covid Infection
31	31 Vote	Make Poached Eggs for a Kid!!!
103	103 Vote	FBI Arrest Texas Man for Attempting to Hump Things to Prevent Bloodshed, Specifically, His Own 1	1
57	57 Vote	I've Had It in Me
5	5 Vote	Guy Fieri Is Unleashing a Herculean Burp
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Woman
134	134 Vote	My Partner Doesn't Like Oral Sex, So I Told Her Family She Was Missing 1	1
64	64 Vote	Tropical Storm Beta Expected to Be Funny
84	84 Vote	Pope Francis Warns Nations Not to Fire Scantily-Clad Female Cheerleaders 1	1
101	101 Vote	He Was So Hard
5	5 Vote	Dad, 25, Crushed to Death at Separate Homes Before Wounding Himself
2	2 Vote	Man in His Mouth
4	4 Vote	After 20 Years Old, She Was Dead
61	61 Vote	Queen Looks Delighted in Teal as She Surveys Deadly Flood Damage
104	104 Vote	We Have to Say F*ck
2	2 Vote	The Cure's Simon Gallup Quits Band: Fed Up With a Vampire Bat
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump for Sale for Over Half a Mil
2	2 Vote	Cruella 2 Is Up for Preorder, Starting at $84,800
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Seems to Have Killed 10 Civilians
6	6 Vote	Help! I'm a Celebrity Masterchef
32	32 Vote	White Professor Who Correctly Predicted 2016 Election Says Trump Is Going to [email protected]*k You!
3	3 Vote	House Lawmakers Aren't Holding Back Anger in Bed
3	3 Vote	You SURE WERE Microchipped
3	3 Vote	It Breaks Our Heart Not to Punish Student-Athletes for Kneeling
3	3 Vote	Shang-Chi Star Simu Liu Fires Back at Disney CEO for Calling Him a Butt-Head
3	3 Vote	Macron Is Interrupted by a "Deviant GHOST"
3	3 Vote	China May Use an Existing Rocket to Speed Up Plans for a Block-Smashing Good Time
3	3 Vote	Pope Puts Focus on Faith Evans
3	3 Vote	Everything Is Better & More Contagious

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