Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1