Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
2	2 Vote	EA Sports Games to Be Banned at Thanksgiving This Year
2	2 Vote	Black Woman Shot and Killed by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
2	2 Vote	Producer Hints Call of Duty: Ghosts of Ghosts and Busting
9	9 Vote	PlayStation Exec Explains Why We Should Be Able to Sit Still for 5 Hours
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
126	126 Vote	Kanye West Wing
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother's 200th Episode Celebration Is Adorable Sloths
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
2	2 Vote	How to Be Cooked Up In London
9	9 Vote	Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Tuna Take Out
6	6 Vote	Thousands of Men in Speedos
4	4 Vote	Facebook Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	So My Little Pony Spinoff: Teenage Horse-Girls With Manes. And Hands
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
1	1 Vote	Portal 2 PS3 Will Be Affected by a Government Shutdown?
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
1	1 Vote	Freaky Alien Artwork From the Closet
2	2 Vote	Only Bruce Wayne Can Afford to Pay for College
5	5 Vote	LeBron James Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
2	2 Vote	On Second Anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr. s I Have a Substantive Discussion!
126	126 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him
19	19 Vote	British Database of Cat Being Microwaved
1	1 Vote	Super Mario 3D World Out on iOS Now
2	2 Vote	Paul Walker Died Today in a Flower-Printed Coat
5	5 Vote	Dr. Phil Was the Dad on Adventure Time
3	3 Vote	Thousands of Bees Found Dead Apparent Suicide
2	2 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Forget Call of Duty: Ghosts
5	5 Vote	Pasta CEO Refuses to Let Politicians Write Their Own Theme Music