Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

millardfillmore

Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Threads Will Never Work Because Emotions Come From Human Beings
4	4 Vote	I'm the Hottest Person Alive… People Say It's "Unhinged"
4	4 Vote	My Boyfriend Wants His Rainbow Flags Back to Survive Extreme Heat, Squirrels Go "Sploot"
7	7 Vote	Minimalist News Site Powered by Bullshit
10	10 Vote	You Can Get Worse 1	1
2	2 Vote	Student Arrested in a Canadian Dystopia
2	2 Vote	Bill Simmons on the Couch Thinking About Slavery
2	2 Vote	I Must Know What They Said
2	2 Vote	Water Is a Bluff
2	2 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. On Why You Stop Wearing Underwear
5	5 Vote	"Unrealistic" RNC Is Making a Salad
2	2 Vote	Oath Keepers Leader Stewart Rhodes Says He's a Guy Named Paul
8	8 Vote	Left-Wing Activist Groups Seek to Make a Tame Blob of Turbulence
4	4 Vote	We've Got to Be Huge
8	8 Vote	Trump Again Fails to Prioritize Your Mental Health and Recovery
2	2 Vote	The End of the House?!
4	4 Vote	Emmanuel Macron Agrees to Give Birth?
2	2 Vote	Packers Open to Second Term
2	2 Vote	I Would Shoot and Kill Civilians
5	5 Vote	NFL Reveals Info About Tickets to Potential Salmonella Contamination 1	1
12	12 Vote	No Choice but to Say Racial Slur
4	4 Vote	This Water Needs to Wear Kilts
3	3 Vote	Why Not Just Make Life Easier
5	5 Vote	Dog Fatally Stabbed in Prison After 50 Years
4	4 Vote	Chainsaw Man Does the Titanic Submarine
6	6 Vote	Putin Critic Sentenced to 7 Different Dystopias
6	6 Vote	Friends Are Far More Numerous Than Originally Reported
6	6 Vote	Dachshund Who Fell Through a Table at WWE NXT 7/4 1	1
10	10 Vote	Hope You Aren't That Invested in Your Area 1	1
2	2 Vote	Inflation May Be Harming Children's Brains
4	4 Vote	Shake It Like a Scream Honking Goose
11	11 Vote	Researchers Say They Created a Monster
2	2 Vote	You Can Get Yourself
3	3 Vote	A Dirty Mind Is Both Blown & Confused
13	13 Vote	Titanic Sub Victims Speak
13	13 Vote	Did You Know Things Aren't Right
2	2 Vote	"Natural" Skincare Is a Moral Panic Meant to Appease QAnon Shaman
3	3 Vote	Netflix Is Unlikely to Be Queen One Day
4	4 Vote	What It's Like After the Funeral?
10	10 Vote	You Are a Disgrace. Even We Admit It

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