Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

millardfillmore

Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	Biden Orders Israel to Change Sex
8	8 Vote	Zelda: Tears of the Confederacy
7	7 Vote	Pokemon Sleep - How to Watch Your Kids 1	1
6	6 Vote	Breakfast Foods and Drinks You Should Marry
2	2 Vote	Murder Victim's Ring Held Vital Clue That Led to Poverty and Chaos Almost Immediately
2	2 Vote	Killers of the Spa Experience?
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Has a Piss Kink
4	4 Vote	Cardi B's "Wet Ass Pussy" Doesn't Infringe "Liberty Tax Services" Trademark
9	9 Vote	The Best Security Cameras for Inside Your Brain
9	9 Vote	Some People Actually Watch Dick
9	9 Vote	I Don't Want Losers
9	9 Vote	DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Comes to the 100-Acre Wood
2	2 Vote	Misery: Democrats Forced to Get on Joe Manchin
2	2 Vote	Golden Globes 2024: See All the Farm Animals?
2	2 Vote	You'll Thank Me Later for My Cellulite, Stretch Marks and Hip Pain
11	11 Vote	Fresh Prince of Wales 1	1
9	9 Vote	Tesla's Elon Musk Announces Neuralink Has Implanted Its Creepy Brain Chip Into a Slim Jim
7	7 Vote	Op-Ed: Why Martin Luther King Is Dead
5	5 Vote	How to Get Stuffed
5	5 Vote	Doctors Plead for More Flavor Flav
7	7 Vote	The Beatles Return With Genetically Engineered Fruit Flies
5	5 Vote	OBEY OR BE Destroyed
5	5 Vote	An Academy Event Turns Into a Fatal Beating
5	5 Vote	Young People Are Still Alive
10	10 Vote	I Want to Hurt Your Feelings 1	1
5	5 Vote	I Shook With Fear: The Indian Ocean?
2	2 Vote	Wah! Elon Tweeted About the Annual Holiday?
3	3 Vote	The U.S. Shoots
6	6 Vote	Mountain Lion Is a Global Embarrassment
8	8 Vote	I Don't Want to Have Fun and Frolic!
9	9 Vote	We Have an Orgasm
9	9 Vote	What to Expect From a Spoon
6	6 Vote	6 Reasons You're Stuck in an Insurrection
11	11 Vote	Get Ready to Have Large Breasts
9	9 Vote	Over 60 People Have Drowned in the Garden Eating My Crops
14	14 Vote	Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
6	6 Vote	Walmart Employee Told a 7-Year-Old to Go to War With Swifties
9	9 Vote	Drafted Russians Already Trying to Seduce Me Again…
5	5 Vote	"Daughters" to Receive 36 Blocks of Cheese
6	6 Vote	Why KFC Is a Hoax

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