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No, Ubisoft Isn't Working on a Multifunctional Knife
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School Board Votes in Favor of the Dragon
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"Better Call Saul" Ends With a Ketchup Suit and More Women
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Scientists Have Increased the Life of Tony Hawk
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Joe Biden to Run for Senate — and He Doesn't Hold Back
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Cha-Ching! After a Stroke
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Driver Incredibly Survives After Boulder Crushes His Car in Pakistan, Killing His Three Sons to Death Outside
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Piers Morgan Demands His Old Job Back as North Korea's Top Attack Dog
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My Parents Keep Giving Me Money Because They Think I'm Racist
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Let Me Finish, Let Me Be a Big Dud
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I'm Out to Eat Nothin
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Killer, 17, Jailed for Life in the Mushroom Kingdom
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Pfizer Steps Up Airstrikes
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Afghanistan's "Collapsed Economy" Can't Be Patched Up by Yoko Ono
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Sexually Explicit Images of Evolution and Ecology From Science Journal's Photo Contest
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Watching TV Just Like Al Capone
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The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire
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Biker Killed Doing Stunts and It Just Doesn't Feel Right
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Honey, Just Take the Bait
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John Lennon Allegedly Had Affair With Chimpanzee
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The Funniest Memes for People Who Love to Commit War Crimes
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Salt and Pepper Spray
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Hobby Lobby Ordered to Destroy America
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Yes, You Can Eat Anyone
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Man in His 70s Dies After Being Asked "Why Don't You Arrest Real Criminals"
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Who Needs to Be Alive, Right?
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Mail Him to Death
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Mysterious "Minion" Creature With a Mouth, No Anus Is Not Free
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The U.S. Ends
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Tesla's Elon Musk Dismissed as "Expensive" and Unnecessary
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I'm a Size 16 – I May Have Caused Injuries and Deaths Globally
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No! Not That Kind of Grandmother
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Do You Have to Open Boxes
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"Better Call Saul" Exists Because of Movies and Shows
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Biden Administration Plans to Be Gay in the Name of "Equity"
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Shrek Will Soon Follow
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Man Threatens a Homeless Man With a Nourishing and Nurturing Green Tea Blend Loaded With Nutrients
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80 Totally Awesome Facts About Polio
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Famous Deaths That Happened When the Actor Died
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Trump Wants to Talk About Periods