Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Be a Ginormous Whale Penis Piano
104	104 Vote	Here's How to Get Possessed by Demons
103	103 Vote	Musk Seems to Have Suffocated
58	58 Vote	I Hate Getting Caught in the Garbage
51	51 Vote	Disabled Canadians Are Opting for Assisted Suicide Bomb
3	3 Vote	Proposed Trade Proposal
3	3 Vote	You Can Find Mario's Ass in Our Fashion: Your Uncanny Guide to the Theatre
18	18 Vote	Adele's "I Drink Wine" Lyrics Hint at Why She Quit Alcohol After Her Death of Course
22	22 Vote	Cancer Is the Solution for Inflation ... Really?
4	4 Vote	Seattle's Famous Bus-Riding Dog Eclipse Has Died Aged 78
38	38 Vote	End the War on Neptune
27	27 Vote	Stick It to Beaver
50	50 Vote	Threesome Sex Positions That Are Extremely Annoying
65	65 Vote	Man, 48, Dies After Being Left Empty for Decades 1	1
55	55 Vote	Gas Prices Are Likely Going to Die With Honor
3	3 Vote	Prince William, the New British Prime Minister
3	3 Vote	Two Suitcases Full of WORMS
4	4 Vote	Lizzo Played James Madison's Crystal Flute That Belonged to James Madison
2	2 Vote	1 Marine Dead and 14 Injured at Backstreet Boys Concert
22	22 Vote	Mike Lindell Hands Out $10,000 in Stolen Cash to ISIS
41	41 Vote	Police Chief Arrested for Forcing K-9 to Maul Compliant Man for 4 Weeks
4	4 Vote	Edgy Memes for People Who Died: "I Saw My Own Unconscious Body"
107	107 Vote	Bad News for You! (Click Here)
27	27 Vote	John Oliver Insults the Hell Out of French Fries
4	4 Vote	Family Means No One Cares!
28	28 Vote	Monkeypox Likely to Possess Dual British and American Citizenship
20	20 Vote	Mask Mandates Are Creating Matter From Pure Light
42	42 Vote	Life's Better With an Urgent Ecological Warning
3	3 Vote	At Least 10 Facts
77	77 Vote	Everyone Can Finally Retire
52	52 Vote	Grizzly Bear That Killed 3-Month-Old Girl and Her Mum Couldn't Be Prouder
48	48 Vote	Artists to Finally Be Done
2	2 Vote	The Good Ol Days of Course, in Those Days They Hunted Us...
2	2 Vote	Looks Like I Don't Need to Hear
2	2 Vote	Teen Football Player, 16, Who Takes Down the Monarchy
2	2 Vote	This Engine Is Up for Sale
2	2 Vote	At Fly Compton, the Sky's Not a Functioning Democracy
3	3 Vote	You Must Submit to the 90s This November
2	2 Vote	PS5 DualSense Can Be Beaten
23	23 Vote	Man Killed by His T-Shirt

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