Headline Smasher

Get his ass arrested and deported back to Cuba 😡

Does he have that kind of power?

"Delay"...

Isn't that the opposite of "lay"?

Now that's a candidate I can endorse!

He should be...

... it's "Holidays tree" not "Christmas tree", whatever that is...

Both literary and figuratively.

They actually stole my radio :(

Sometimes you have to make things clear ...

Oh :(

No... ;-;

... or is it?

Now, is it best or worst job ever?

Did you just misgendered them?

They're triggered 😡

i am the night...

... Fever!

😶

😶

CNN be like....

I'm dead, bro.
I can't even breathe anymore

Disappointed.

Now, is it a white man that builds houses, or a man that builds white houses? Then again, literally houses that are white or THE White House?

I'm so confused...

Damn right they are :^)

... or his mix-tape...

You lost -_-'

Just press "B" I guess...

It continues...

I wonder when we'll see hurricane Trump...

Yeah, right, "Air Pollution" :^)

... which is the end, obviously.

How can he be the president, then?

... But first, let's talk about Parallels Trumps.

In order to use that, you'll need to build tax evasion for 12 years. :^)

Jeb?

Well, it might be broken...
Better get another one, then!

Woohoo! That was the wave of the century, dude!

What a thong twister, I tell you what.

But not anymore :^)

No shit.

Oh god help us ;-;