Headline Smasher

The headlines tho.

#1: breathe.
#2 : walk
#3 complaints

Am i missing some?

Too soon?

Because you'll drown?

I'm doing ur mum

God bless rule 34

Wait... Cats don't sips... They lick...

I think your cat is a spy - a Russian hacker/spy who voted for Trump and also voted "Yes" to the catalan referendum who coincidentally has ties to both North Korea and ISIS. And Is an active member of Anonymous. And is also hacking at CS:GO. And is actually a dog. And....

Apparently

Fitting

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Was it hot sex or cool sex?

I got one right here: what if he has a bj and she hits her head on the big red button?

#NotMyMidgetPornIndustry.

Make it happen.

I guess you can't bluff while he's around

In which order?

Remember this?
It's mah favorite tome...

This tastes like 💩

What a time to be alive. 🙃🙃🙃

Well well well, what ya doing here :^)

"Accidentally"

Goes with this https://www.headlinesmasher.com/390989

Goes with this https://www.headlinesmasher.com/390990

Maybe he was too high?

"The Wieners Zone" would also be acceptable

Whoever made that one up played too much Mario Kart...

I think he meant 'bankruptcy', but that would also do...

That's god

I'm pretty sure that cancer patient had an Australian knife. Otherwise, it's just pathetic...

Do thier court jester had a small loan of a million dollars?

I would like to see their sources, tho

What a twist!

1v1, final destination, fox only. Let's do it

Could it be the other way around?

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Facebook uses React.
It's super effective!

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Such a tragedy...

You know it's tradition to dress in black at funerals....

He has such a way with words...