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10 Things That George Costanza Has Ever Done

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#1: breathe.
#2 : walk
#3 complaints

Am i missing some?

Yup, We Are Already in 3018

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Too soon?

Swimming Here Is Simply Breathtaking

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Because you'll drown?

Who the Hell Are You Doing [FIXED]

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I'm doing ur mum

👉 Theres a Porn for It

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God bless rule 34

My Cat Sips

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Wait... Cats don't sips... They lick...

I think your cat is a spy - a Russian hacker/spy who voted for Trump and also voted "Yes" to the catalan referendum who coincidentally has ties to both North Korea and ISIS. And Is an active member of Anonymous. And is also hacking at CS:GO. And is actually a dog. And....

We're Paying Tribute to Prince Harry?

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Apparently

Yooka-Laylee and Never Ever Have Blind Trust in People!

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Fitting

👉 I Found Princess Merida's Doppelganger in the Comments. :

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👸

Why Do You Feel?

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🤔

Official: Man Had Sex With Ghosts

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Was it hot sex or cool sex?

Where Are the Perils of a Button Under His Desk

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I got one right here: what if he has a bj and she hits her head on the big red button?

Not My Midget Porn Industry

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#NotMyMidgetPornIndustry.

Make it happen.

Poker Pro Stuns Table With a F*ck Your Racist Grandma Sweatshirt

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I guess you can't bluff while he's around

Mom Catches Son Watching Porn and Misconduct Allegations

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In which order?

Harry Potter and the Psychology of Space Travel Firms

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Remember this?
It's mah favorite tome...

17 Funny Things Kids Say About Battling an Eating Disorder

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This tastes like 💩

Protesters Rally Against FCC Net Neutrality Regulations

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What a time to be alive. 🙃🙃🙃

Nudes in Comments ;

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Well well well, what ya doing here :^)

Man Accidentally Kills Himself After Vehicle Chase, Sheriff Says

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"Accidentally"

Kittens, Ya Gotta Love Steve's Hair

You Don't Need Hair to Be Fine as Sh*t

Mayor of Amsterdam Dies After Eating Gravel

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Maybe he was too high?

Zone of the Wieners

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"The Wieners Zone" would also be acceptable

Italians Aren't Allowed to Drive

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Whoever made that one up played too much Mario Kart...

Angry Steve Bannon Declares Trump Presidency

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I think he meant 'bankruptcy', but that would also do...

Milk in a Hose

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That's god

Natalie Cole's Son Dead at 69 After Battling Cancer Patient

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I'm pretty sure that cancer patient had an Australian knife. Otherwise, it's just pathetic...

Twitter Is Bringing Back the Court Jesters

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Do thier court jester had a small loan of a million dollars?

Even Science Says Women Have "a Quarter the Brainpower of Men"

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I would like to see their sources, tho

This Unicorn Went Searching for the People

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What a twist!

The Fight Against Global Warming "Deniers"

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1v1, final destination, fox only. Let's do it

Eating Fried Potatoes Linked to Marijuana

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Could it be the other way around?

Police Say 👋

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👋🏿

Facebook Wants to Battle!

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Facebook uses React.
It's super effective!

Jared Kushner DID NOT Rig US Election Result

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0_-
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Tragic Baby Who Died at 75

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Such a tragedy...

Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos to Attend Funeral Dressed as Giant Penis

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You know it's tradition to dress in black at funerals....

Roses Are Red, My Name Is Kevin Bacon

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He has such a way with words...

Monsters Are Real and They Sure Are Flavorful

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Oh my~~~~