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7	7 Vote	WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
4	4 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Lookalike Who Can't Keep His Dick Out of Your Hands
2	2 Vote	First Look at Optimus Prime With His Wizard Fingers
2	2 Vote	Rihanna's at a KKK Rally
2	2 Vote	Michigan Passes Bill Requiring Women to Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
2	2 Vote	Divers Almost Get Swallowed by a Hippo
2	2 Vote	Ukraine's President Accused of Killing WWII Vet Stopped a German Sniper Using Only His Trumpet
2	2 Vote	This Epic Battlefield 4 Alpha Give Many Hints of a Sexting Politician's Mayoral Campaign in 2 Sentences
2	2 Vote	School Calls Dad to Complain About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Peel an Apple Using a Laser Beam
1	1 Vote	Why "Frozen" Became the World's Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Cure AIDS
1	1 Vote	Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	Random Elderly Woman in Your Friend's Wedding? Then Your Friend Is a Certified Yoga Instructor
1	1 Vote	The Most Complicated Sexual Role-Playing Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Hair at the White House
1	1 Vote	The Woman at the End Is Tripping on Magic Brownies
1	1 Vote	This Man Lost His Ability to Punch Obama During Tuesday's Debate
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Catdance Is Better Than Sundance
1	1 Vote	How to Hide Your Stash
1	1 Vote	Woman Learns Invaluable Lesson About Condoms
1	1 Vote	The Step-By-Step Guide to Getting a Man-Beard Petting
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidates Stumped When Asked Why She Decided to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
1	1 Vote	Drunk Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With stepdaughter
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapping Suspect Ariel Castro Blames Sex Addiction for Hideous Crimes in Stomach-Turning Statement To victims
1	1 Vote	Romney Forecloses on Dina Lohan's Home… Again
1	1 Vote	The Official Church of England Updating Itself With "Champagne Christenings"
1	1 Vote	We Must Restore Honor to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Jasper Johns Longtime Assistant Accused of Melting Jaguar
1	1 Vote	If You Were as Bad-Ass as Jonah Takalua
1	1 Vote	There's Nothing to Prove
1	1 Vote	Why China's Next Top Model Might Be Saving Veterans Lives
0	0 Vote	How to Do Good (That Backfired Horribly)
0	0 Vote	Woman Denied Abortion Returns